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lucifurfluffypants:

Hooray! It’s my birthday today! I’m three! 

readingwench:

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME

(via queenoffuck)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*

(via battl3rats)



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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via im--so--fancy)

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson, via karmwilf)



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jaidefinichon:

KILL ME PLS


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daydreamerfuck:

Watched requiem for a dream today
Really good movie
A bit psycho

batteur-senpai:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

calliedope:

hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh

thank you so much for putting this into words 

Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid

(Source: enderman, via queenoffuck)



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jockdays:

Hot studs, hung jocks, and thick cocks!
http://jockdays.tumblr.com/
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